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Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I like anything with Tom Hanks in it. The Green Mile was a great movie.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Good night, Ina. Chat with you later.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Remember what that guy said for his last wish….
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Dave I just re watched the Green Mile the other day. Very powerful movie. Anything Tom is in works for me. Has that big guy who had all the magic been in any other movies that you know of. He was pretty terrific. I sure wouldn’t mind having some of his magic air blown down my throat. lol.
Ooops looks like I came in on a rather unfortunate misunderstanding between Ina & SIH. Sometimes language can be misenterpreted. SIH, you know Ina wouldn’t hurt a flea, so maybe you have misunderstood something. I have great faith in our Ina across the Sea. Oh hi Ina, and good night, it must be past your bedtime.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Yes, Weezie, I’ve seen that guy elsewhere. In real life, he’s not quite as big as that. It was movie magic, like how special effects made the Hobbits look a lot smaller.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 4:45 pm
~~~Weeeeeezzzzzzzzzieeeeeeee~~ Hey I sure missed ya hon!!
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Detwill39 – I’m doing some “EXTREME” snooping, if you get my drift.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Detttttttttttttttttttttttttt me too, missed you.
Just watching Young and Restless. If you are around later, we’ll catch up?
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm
WEEZIE: Please try and understand, I would never react this way if it were something done as a joke or done intentionally. She went out of her way to find things on me and posted it for all to see. Ina has never been my friend, and you only know parts. I will not go into details on what all transpired but it did more than hurt me. I have to be very careful on the people I talk with, and Ina set out to try and destroy me. Accused me of deceiving people and I have never have said or done anything on here, to deceive anyone. Please respect my decision and don’t hold it against me. I am happy that you and Ina are good friends, sometimes people meet or talk and their personality’s clash..I think that’s what happened. Thanks, Linda
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Oh Linda, I am sorry for that. You know life is pretty short and you well know it has some pretty unpredicatable outcomes. I’m sure you have valid reasons from your standpoint, so I’
ll leave it at that, but of course we still are all friends here at Dave’s place. He is kind enough and sophisticated enough to let this ride its’ course and move on to other subjects.
How are you feeling these days? And what new news have I missed out on your life?
I think as I said, my arthritis and pushing myself to get the outdoors ready for summer kept me kind of occupied. Anyway it is kind of miss or hit, as I am not completely glued to my computer. Sometimes I just get tired of typing.
Talk to you later, the ad for Y&R is over.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Dave~~yes there is alot of EXTREME
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Weezie thanks, I ask about you quite often. I was worried. I hope you don’t mind but I read your blog on blog for a cure, I must say you are a remarkable woman, and I admire your strength, your attitude and wish you only good things. You are a god send on that site as you tend to take younger people under your wing. No matter your circumstance you always have a upbeat attitude and are always willing to help anyone. It is women like yourself that I look up to. I had 3 lumps removed from my right breast 9 year ago, thank god it was benign…to much caffeine. Stay healthy and the next time you leave here for a cpl days please let me know…I was really worried.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 5:27 pm
It’s a lousy looking Web site, to boot, detwill39. Very unprofessional.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Speaking of web site I am going to try and set my own blog up if I need help would you be kind……
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I will help you, SONINHEAVEN. My Internet went out. I have it back, but I lost power earlier. Summer hit us earlier this year. Normally we don’t lose power this early, but it was in the mid 90s today.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 5:49 pm
My Internet connection keeps going off and on. I might be gone again.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 5:55 pm
THIS IS NO JOKE
IF A PERSON CALLED
SIMON ASHTON SIMON25@HOTMAIL.CO.UK CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON’T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!!
TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DONT CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!…
Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled ‘Mail Server Report’
If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: ‘It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.’
Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.
This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software’s are not capable of destroying it .
The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself ‘life owner’.
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And ask them to
PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Thank you for that warning, Weezie. Also, if you ever get messages of any kind and you don’t recognize the name, throw it away, even if it’s a prayer. Anything that has Fanbox in it, throw it away.
Newbie // May 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Thank you, thank you and thank you Weezie.
AND, good to see you.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Well lucky for me all I get are ads for viagra, boob building, vaginal electricity and you know the usual….
I don’t know whether to be grateful for their attention to my sex life, or pissed that they are making money on my lack of sex life.\
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Son In Heaven, you are really too kind. You know what they say, if you help others you stop thinking about your own troubles. There are a lot of strong fighters at blogforacure and some of them have become great pen pals. I have lost 3 friends there in a year, and it doesn’t look so good for a few others either. These cancer survivors are a special breed, and they never judge, just simply are there to lend a hand. Just like here. Sometimes we just get really really lucky to stumble on a great Blog, and before you know it, friends for life are made.
It is always touching to find new things about someone. I am so happy your experience did not lead to cancer, for it is a very stressful place to rest your head. On that note, let’s just say, if you ever want to help someone with cancer, tell them to go there. It is a place you can complain about your aches without anyone judging you, just giving warm understanding. In fact a lot of kids whose parents are battling cancer, girlfriends, sisters, family members who are not cancer laden but are caretakers, have joined. They get a lot of support from the members too.
Anyway what’s new with you? I’m all ears.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Weezie Not much going on here. Speaking of ads all I get are wanna loose weight, colon cleanse, stop aging, I think they are sending me a message..I need to loose a few ponds…don’t poop enough..and I am starting to look old..What do they know..I could be 125, poop 3-4 times a day and not look a day over 25….wishful thinking…I know what it is..the sites you visit…..have to be careful what you google..when I had shingles, I still get e-mails telling how to get rid of herpes, genital warts..and warnings about STDs…..Oh Well…..could be worse I guess
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Sorry, I meant to post this over at Victoria Stafford post. yikes, have another glass of wine.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:23 pm
What do you mean you’re starting to look old?
Maybe…
You don’t…
Poop enough.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Soninheaven; You know I just have to take breaks from here or my ribs get bruised from laughing at your posts. I get pretty enthused when someone says: you have just won 100 million dollars, and you better click now or you loose. Well I have never tried to click on that, cause my computer would probably blow up and I don’t want computer dust in my hair, eyes, nose and vagina if you know what I mean. It could be corosive to my health or sex life.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Call it a blonde moment Dave you have me confused…maybe I do need to loose weight….you don’t look old….i do poop enough?
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:29 pm
That’s my problem..maybe I don’t poop enough….took a minute…LOL
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I thought you said you look old. IMO you don’t, but when you said that, I guessed it might be because you said you don’t poop enough. Not enough pooping ages people.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Well I have managed to go downstairs, pour myself a glass of wine, put icecubes in it (white of course), crawl back upstairs, to find my 2 black cats (sisters) fumbling through a huge box of photos I brought out of the cupboard. I was going to put them into albums. Was is the perverbial word. It is just too much work! And that’s how long it took for my last post to come up.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:36 pm
My comments are going into cyber-space………….
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm
There’s nothing in spam with your name on it, SONINHEAVEN.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:42 pm
If I got ads on my sex life they would include…buying batteries in bulk….do plastic items cause harm to vagina’s……learning to please yourself sexually…….
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Here’s your problem, Weezie. You put white ice cubes in your wine when you should have put ice cubes in your white wine. See?
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:46 pm
You are so damn quick Dave…only you would have noticed that..I did but I knew what she was talking about….you are feisty tonight…
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Some days I feel better than others. I was more active today and my pulse shot up. Soon, I’ll relax with a small bowl of Edy’s sugar free ice cream and Jeopardy.
We can get together tomorrow or Saturday and discuss your website if you want. Tomorrow, I’ll be out part of the afternoon and Sunday is Mother’s Day and I’ll be behaving like a good son.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Enjoy and watch what you do…making your pulse go up……
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Yes, you can do that… but it’s a good thing.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm
NEWS FLASH
Drew Peterson just got arrested for the death of his 3rd wife. Finally…….
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 7:38 pm
So that’s why I have to go back downstairs and do the reverse. Thanks Dave, you are a girl’s best friend. Actually, I have my very favourite drink, Diet Gingerale.
Oh and Cda is short for Canada or Cdn is also used. I know we are kind a spell happy up here.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Is it Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Weezie?
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Weezie~~ it’s about time! My mom always said, “Be sure your sins will find you out.” I guess Nancy will be all over that tonight.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Hi guys!
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 7:44 pm
It is indeed, however I have found another one that is cheaper and just as good: President’s Choice Diet gingerale. I think I drink about 6 cans a day.
No sugar so I don’t worry about the amount.
It’s my bedtime buddy, so if I wake up and have a thirst I just take a swig and aha, I am satisfied and back to sleep I go, but usually I have to go to the ladies room anyway, so I didn’t just wake up for the gingerale, but why not.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Hi, Laura, how was the practice today? Racy?
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Yes Det, lots of coverage tomorrow on Jane Valez on Drew’s arrest for the death of Kathleen Savio.
Good another topic for Dave’s blog. This should be good for a days fodder.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Weezie~~I am a Canuk….who owns a goat and a boat that wont float…I feel very poetic.
My goat’s name is Nellie
She has a big belly
Because of Sid
She’s having a kid
Yes sir by damn
Yup Sid is a ram
laura // May 7, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Yes it was racy! We had fun the cars were really fast today 223+ miles per hour!!!
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 7:49 pm
That’s amazing, isn’t it? I would love to see that race sometime.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 7:50 pm
There was a lot of drunk people there today. I like Helio, he is very funny! I am a Tony Stewart fan. I do not like JR. I think he is riding on his daddy’s skirt tail. He is not as good as his daddy.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 7:50 pm
I’ll think about Drew Peterson, but I’m more into missing children. That woman was shark fuel.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 7:52 pm
It is a really good time. I like the Daytona track better because he can see all the way around it. Indy is to big, you know when we run the mini we start downtown run to Speedway run one lap around the track then back downtown.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 7:54 pm
How interesting. Tony Stewart is my favorite driver.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 7:55 pm
It is about time he got arrested. Who have the children now?
Newbie // May 7, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Okay, ladies, I am hoping someone out there has taken “trazodone” and can tell me what they think of it.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 7:57 pm
That is funny, he is good. I only live about 25 minutes from his home in Columbus,IN. Did you see that wreck with Carl Edwards 2 weeks ago? I couldn’t believe that fence held up, I was sure he was going in the stands. It was funny when he got out an ran to the finish line.
You live in Indianapolis or in a suburb? I live in Casselberry, which is a suburb of Orlando. I’m actually in the county just north of Orange, called Seminole.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 7:58 pm
You mean the mini you ran last week? You ran on the track? That’s great.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Det….
Sid the ram is surely the man
that got Nelly with a belly in a big jam
What you gonna do with a flock of kids
cept auction them off to the higest of bids
Ok, I am all through….. I got things to do
crawl in my chair and have a boo
at the upcoming news on guess who?
She may be affected, brawny and bold
but she gets us all going, yes they broke the mould
When creating this woman who constantly scolds
Her equal Lawyer guests who should have been told,
Don’t go on her show unless you love hits
She’s really kind of lost part of her wits.
OK, now I am stopping……
Back to wine, gingerale is just not cutting it.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Newbie~~re trazodone….did you get a print out with the med? Read this….
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/meds/a681038.html
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I can’t take trazodone. It’s an anticholinergic. An anticholinergic agent is a substance that blocks the neurotransmitter acetylcholine in the central and the peripheral nervous system. It may cause tachycardia, something I have been diagnosed with and take heart medicine for.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Yes on the track, actually the apron because of the banking, there is no way we can run on the actual track we would roll down it! There is still going to be a child right???lol
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Yes, I saw that race and the finish. Those cars are amazing how they hold up.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Weezie~~I don’t mean to hurt your feeling hon…but YOU ARE A NUT !!! That was funny!
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I know but that fence was AMAZING also. Newbie are you okay?
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Josh Childers, the 3yr old Missouri toddler, that was missing for 52 hours was found alive.
His dad was sleeping, mom was on the phone and Josh let himself out the door and wandered off. He was in pretty good shape when the searchers found him lying in a hollow approx 3 miles from his home. Thank God, we have an alive one back safely at home.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
You mean “our” child? As far as I know. We need to discuss it again with Linda.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Detwill; When I saw that I just shook my head. What are the chances of that happening? Not many. Finally good news for a change.
Well looks like the Meter Reader is lunch du jour tonight on NG. Whatever can possibly stick is where Biaz is going. I think they feel this is there best chance at getting her off. This poor guy Roy, is up a creek. I just hope he has a tiger for a lawyer.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Have fun, Weezie!
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm
If I’m in and out, it’s because I’m watching House on USA and commenting at commercial breaks. At 9, no more TV.
Newbie // May 7, 2009 at 8:21 pm
detwill39….that is an excellent site for meds. I had googled it but wasn’t really satisfied. It just has said many things, as they usually do, and I was wondering how someone who takes it felt. I was not given it for depression so I am going hmmmmmm….
I cracked up while reading this:
” Trazodone may cause painful, long lasting erections in males. In some cases emergency and/or surgical treatment has been required and, in some of these cases, permanent damage has occurred. Talk to your doctor about the risk of taking trazodone.”
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:28 pm
They should leave the poor meter reader alone, GOOD LORD! I am glad Caylee was found but I bet Roy was wishing now that he didn’t find her.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Dave, what’s this about a babie? You up to something like spreading your seed? Who’s the lucky girl?
I don’t know how to knit, or crochet so don’t expect any booties or anything.
Newbie // May 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Thank you Dave. I am off to look up what you just said. lol
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Newbie; with warnings like that for trazadone, I would think that it would run off the drugstore shelves.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Hi Laura ; you part of the baby boon?
I’m lost here. Splain…..
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:35 pm
SIH is making baby with Dave and I get the baby!
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I want more kids but can’t have them they offered to make ma a baby (babies) then she is have hysterectomy. So they have to hurry up and get busy making my baby.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:38 pm
My gosh, how does the whole wedding thing fit into the plan? I know it doesn’t take much to do the deed, but how bout that wedding dress? SIH better giddy up. Good luck
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Who is getting married, I think they are just making baby? No one said I had to get married. Holy crap! Where did they go? Dave are we getting married? Or are you and SIH? Now I am confused. Weezie I only agreed to baby, Dave doesn’t want wife, I need a husband like I need a hole in my head!!!!
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Where did Detwill go? Is she feeding goat?
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Laura ; I’m crying with laughter here. Of course you have to have a wedding if there is a baby. God this is wayyyyyyyy past the 90’s, and I mean golly, don’t you want to be a bridesmaid for SIH, then after she does the wedding vows, you can run down the aisle with the baby, throwing confetti at all the guests.
If Detwill is with the goat, then the goat must be purring, like a little lamb… bahhhhh no that’s not it, I don’t think goats talk do they?
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Yea, another husband would produce a very huge hole, but not in my head in his.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I thought I heard someone calling me……sounds like everyone is having fun…
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm
If I hear anything more about babies, I will start having contractions. I think the octomom has started a contageous disease.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Weezie you are funny. Okay Dave is marrying SIH. I can run with the baby as soon as they get married. Lmbo off about another husband.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Detwill there you are, I will say no more about babies because I don’t want you to be in any kind of pain! How is the goats?????
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Hail hail the gangs all here. Guess we’re having a party. OK. Now do I get to be a flowergirl, a bridesmaid, a waitress, an organist, a party planner, a photographer, a d.j. or just what job do you want me to do on this auscpicious occasion?
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Don’t I have a say in this marry deal…I offered to have baby, then after my dream I am undecided..gosh that baby had a BIG head and was totally BALD. I woke up before I saw anything else…
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:03 pm
weezie~~how did you know I was trying to feed my goat? I cant seem to find his food and don’t know where to look….boo hoo
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Well then, that does it. You just gave birth to mini DAVE and sounds to me like that’s enough of babies on this Blog. But, Dave has the final say don’t you think. Without him there ain’t NO BABY.
Oh Larry King is waiting breaking news on Drew Peterson’s arrest. His lawyer is flying out to meet him so dahhhhh I think he must be arrested.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm
SIH~~what does Richard think of you being a surrogate mommy?
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Detwill; just keep looking and stay tuned, we have a baby in the making or not making. We need to hear from DAVE.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm
The wedding is off…for now…
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Detwill thank you for the utube link Yesterday I had not seen that interview!
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I’m staying out of this one until I figure it all out. This is very confusing to me, too.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:11 pm
If I got impregnated at this very moment, I could have the kid before this comment showed …plop…omg….argggggggggh smack lalalala its a girl
Beatrice // May 7, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Well I’ll be darned, A screw just fell through the hole in
my head!
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Soninheaven, are you sure? I thought everything was moving along and we were going to have Dave come up with all the trimmings. I am sorry if that is the case. Hope you are ok with that.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I am ok….just need more time..i am still with him just taking my time
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Beatrice, it’s amazing what falls through those holes on a daily basis. I guess we never thought of getting a plug for those holes did we?
Oh well, what would this world be without our darling men. After all they protect us on the frontlines.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Take your time, SONINHEAVEN. Take your time.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Hey I still WANT THE THING WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT!!!! I don’t care if it has a big head and bald.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Soninheaven. Good for you. It takes a lot of courage to put the reins on an event that so many want to have happen. You need to make sure this is what you want.
In the meantime, maybe that bald baby in your dream had a very accute meaning? Does anyone know how to interpret dreams? Maybe it was really Dave’s head telling you to take one step at a time and make sure that this is the right guy? I remember a few weeks ago a conversation about money and protecting it.
Dave had some common sense remarks. Maybe you really did listen.
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Are you good with waiting SIH, I know you was excited. There really is no hurry no one is going anywhere.
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I am Dave..Thanks for your advice…..making me open my eyes…use my head not heart…
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Maybe we can have a cyber wedding right in here…. Anyone up for some nuptials? No one wants me cause I got no moola, just biscuits…so I will be the parson… who wants to go first?
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Her dream was about the “thing” she is giving me. HELLO!
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Detwill didn’t Dave say he liked biscuits? I think you are going to be the bride! CONGRATS to you!
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I am fine with my decision actually feel better….pressure is gone…detwill go get your hunk neighbor and we can all witness your marriage….
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Dave it is 9:30 no more t.v. where are you? Get cleaned up you are about to get married if we can’t pick you a wife you will have to marry all of us. You may need to start working about 10 jobs to take care of all of us!
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:31 pm
laura~~ahhh you can talk about getting a baby….I haven’t attended and orgy before so lets all watch…Dave and SIH…. I will be the midwife and catch it…
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Larry King live right now, the cops are giving press conference on Peterson’s arrest~
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm
You all can marry Dave…marriage can destroy a friendship and I value that to much…detwill..you all can’t watch me and Dave have an orge..to have an orge you all have to participate…LOL
laura // May 7, 2009 at 9:37 pm
O’boy Detwill what did you get yourself into?
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:38 pm
He is charged with 2 counts of first degree murder for wife 3 and 4…yesssssssss
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Just watching Larry King….Drew Peterson is not smirking tonight.
Marinade Dave // May 7, 2009 at 9:40 pm
No orgies! Actually, we are all going to take our time here. No one has ever accused me of being premature at anything and that would now include making babies and marriage.
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Dave and I are business partners in crime…not monkey business!!
SONINHEAVEN // May 7, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Very Good Advice….I am going to watch some TV and go to bed. It has been a long day, See you girls and Dave tomorrow, Good Night Everyone..have a good one……
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 9:52 pm
It’s a good thing Dave and I are miles apart. I would murder him or he would choke me to death during our many many disagreements ….pings and dings …telephones and pipitones… landlines and landmines….ta da
Smooches your Honor….ha ha
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 9:55 pm
HEALTH NEWS:
FDA announced that it will now compel Tylenol to issue a stronger label warning about the possibility of severe liver damage resulting from acetaminophen.
As a safer alternative to acetaminophen, Gainer suggests either ibuprofen or aspirin. If you’re prone to ulcers, you may need a buffered aspirin to protect your stomach.
http://www.tylenolliverinjury.com/LiverInjury.shtml
lulu // May 7, 2009 at 9:58 pm
I’ve never found long lasting erections to be painful.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Jeeze, Dave must be relieved.
lulu // May 7, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Oh, you mean for Dave!
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Ok Lulu, shoot me, are you not a woman?
If you are a guy, sorry I have never met a guy named Lulu
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 10:06 pm
lulu~~do you have inside plumming or outside plumming?
detwill39 // May 7, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Weezie~~don’t feel bad. I was gonna peek under lulu’s robe. That would have been a shocker. LOL
lulu // May 7, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I am a girl. And everytime my husband has had a long lasting… I’ve enjoyed it.
Weezie // May 7, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Lulu
I was just kidding about Dave being relieved.
There’s lots of fantasy going round here, so I thought, “wow Dave you’re in luck here’s a girl that won’t complain about your large performance.
Ok, I guess my humour got lost. All is well everyone is sleeping at this point so noone is the worse for ware. Maybe you should pick up some of that trazodone for hubby then?
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 7:22 am
-tiptoeing in this open forum, I think all the Yankees and Canucks are still asleep, don’t want to wake them up from their sleep after the wild party in here; are that beerbottles? Baileys, hm, and some wine huh.
–
I think I will have a peek back in history here.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 7:26 am
Hi Weezie, nice to see you back again, thanks for your words and the rest, just ignore it.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 7:38 am
Ok, as some of you would like to have your own weblog, and I just found out how to do it the easy way, I will give a free seminar here.
The best weblog provider is WordpPress (I get handsomly paid just to say that off course ) so I suggest you open one here.
Google ” WordPress, get a weblog here”. I would love to put the link up, but you know what happens then, the whole thing shows.
From there, it should be easy enough.
You can open a weblog in your own language, or, if you like a challenge, try some other.
Try all the buttons on the left of your Dashboard, and you will find out what they mean. Appearance is the template, the way it looks. Widgets are for example the blogroll, which is the collection of links, or you can add a calendar, an archive, just snoop around.
If you need your blog to be moderated, which means that there can’t be direct comments, you go to Discussions on your dashboard and there you can set it.
Now really, that is not hard to do, is it
And it is a lot of fun, especially if you like to write and want people to read your work, and also show pictures, whatever.
I hope this was helpfull
Goodmorning David!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 8:30 am
A couple of things need to be discussed. There was a problem between two commenters here. Some unkind words were said. One person apologized. That should now be the end of it. Believe me, I am not worth arguing over and it would probably be best if no direct contact be made between the two parties for a while. Both are welcome here.
I received an e-mail from someone who will remain anonymous. This person left another blog because it seemed to become too simple, if that makes sense. Lots of people making silly comments. So, I went looking and found Dave’s site.
I am embarrassed by the women, of which I am, that are basically sexually harassing Dave. Dave may enjoy it,but it is disgusting and it feels like the IQ levels at the site have decreasd to middle school level. Or maybe it just needs to have the label of Adult Material, read at your own risk.
I find it highly ironic that just a few months ago a blogger made Dave change the tasteful pictures of ladies on his header. They found it offensive and did not want their children to see them.
It went on and mentioned a few things more, but it finished with this:
Now, I just feel dirty when I finish reading. I really hope it changes and gets back to the site with some meat for your brain that makes you think, not the kind of site that shares their meat with the moderator!
I don’t know about you, but I sat up and took notice.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 8:53 am
Yes, I do to.
Hi
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 8:56 am
What do you think of my seminar?
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 9:05 am
This page takes forever to download again, I think that 1000 comments on one page is too much to handle, but what do I know
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 9:22 am
Ina; thanks for the lesson. I partially started my own blog but all the language and symbols didn’tmake sense to me. After all, it is enough to keep up here with friends. I might try it. I will see.
I don’t know about your seminar? Where is that?
About Open Forum. For heaven’s sake we are just joking here. If Dave was embarrased he would know what to do. This is just a mini party at night. I swear I haven’t laughed so much since my own house party. These girls are rich with humour and it would be a shame to stop it. Who are we hurting here? Dave you like the attention, I’m sure. Who wouldn’t like the challenge of a cyber harem? It’s because of you that we get our laughs going. Come on now, there’s plenty of serious topics to comment on. This is just a relief from the sobering, depressing, maniacal world of killers and such.
If this person who commented was distraught, I ‘m sure she can find another blog, after all there are millions out there. Why should we have to change for the sake of one comment.
Have we hurt anyone? I think not.
Dave, part of your charm is your humour. We can all look up facts and report them as we seem them, but not everyone has the imagination to come up with funny lines.
I rest my case on that one.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 9:23 am
The seminar was fine.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 9:26 am
My seminar is just a few comments up, detwill
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 9:26 am
Thanks, Weezie. I felt compelled to offer up was was discussed and leave it to all of us to sort it all out. Hey, I’m having a good time, too, and the best advice would be for some readers to stay out of the Open Forum. I think it’s very nice that we’ve evolved into a friendly and open bunch, willing to tease each other. Maybe, I’ll put a disclaimer or warning at the top. That will fix it.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 9:27 am
The lesson was it. lol
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 9:28 am
I think that email made a lot of sense though David.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 9:29 am
We could be a bit more intelligent in here I think
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 9:30 am
I for one will do my best. How is that. And now I have to excuse myself, things to do. See you Detwill, David, Weezie and lurkers all around
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 9:44 am
Ok Ina; These ones are for you and the lurkers beyond. Are ya all old enough for this stuff?
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?’ Mabel answered, ‘I have a suppository in my ear?’ She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, ‘Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.’
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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, ‘You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhea.’ Replied the widow, ‘I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.’
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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: ‘Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . Please advise.’ The old man faxed back: ‘Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.’
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, ‘Watch that wall!’
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, ‘I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.’
I said, ‘Well, then why are you crying?’ She said, ‘He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.
I said, ‘Well, why are you crying?’ She said, ‘For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. ‘ I said, ‘Well, why in the world would you be crying?’ She said, ‘I can’t remember where I live!’
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, ‘Now don’t get mad at me….I know we’ve been friends for a long time…..but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.’ Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, ‘How soon do you need to know?’
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
laura // May 8, 2009 at 9:46 am
Dave~ I agree with weezie we are just having fun!! But if I offended anyone I am sorry, but it will probably happen again and not on purpose!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 9:49 am
I know it’s all in fun. I just thought it would be interesting to read what someone said about it. I’m not making any judgment calls. It’s just there to read and discern.
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 10:05 am
Wow weezie, they were really good
Newbie // May 8, 2009 at 10:16 am
Dave, the person who emailed you does have a good point…like it or not.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 10:36 am
No doubt, Newbie, or I wouldn’t have placed it in comments.
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 10:41 am
Newbie; Love you dearly, but I have seen you joking around too. What’s a little laughter amongst friends. Now we have to deal with strangers who get offended.
Geez just turn on the t.v. Don’t you find blood and guts, and Miss America pretty challenging too. All of a sudden the bible thumping begins, about taste, why don’t they start with the naysayers about the Lords Prayer in schools. Shouldn’t that take a little bit of effort to fix.
We all know this is just joking. What has the world come to? Have you ever watched the comedy channel. Every other word is a swear word. We keep it clean and edgy here. What’s all the fuss about?
I’m not changing for that person but if Dave finds me offensive I’ll do it for him.
I’m gone for the day. I am having lunch with a girlfriend and oh, by the way we have a glass of wine at lunch too.
laura // May 8, 2009 at 10:46 am
Have fun Weezie!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 10:50 am
I have 2 pictures I worked on in Photoshop. It is a comedy of errors. It shows a before and after shot of Jose Baez. Before and after the trial, that is. Anyway, I will either put it up over the weekend or on Monday morning. Hopefully, you’ll get a kick out of it.
laura // May 8, 2009 at 10:55 am
I can’t wait, sounds fun!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 11:09 am
I think you will enjoy it, Laura.
lulu // May 8, 2009 at 11:36 am
Wine at lunch? Is that legal?
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 11:41 am
It must be in Canada. Florida, too. As a matter of fact, I know bars that open at 7am. That’s happy hour for the 3rd shift.
laura // May 8, 2009 at 11:48 am
I love the Florida bars, walk on beach, stop have lunch, have a few drinks, drunk by noon back to walking on beach. lol
Newbie // May 8, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I don’t know what I did but my comment just whisked away…I wasn’t even at the end. I wish I knew what I did wrong to make it fly away !!!
Weezie, first I would like to say thanks by the way you started your comment. I do love the way you write.
I know that I have been a part in what the emailer was talking about. No doubt. Yet, I don’t remember taking it as far as we have this last week or so. What is in my mind is if we someway compromized the integrity Dave has earned. If someone was referred to Dave’s posts because of his reputation and hit open forum first?
Maybe my thought is silly but that is what it is.
I know Dave is a big boy and can handle whatever so……
Again Weezie, I appreciate your tactfulness !!!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 12:00 pm
There’s something very nice about walking on the beach first thing in the morning and collecting shells. There are some good places to eat and drink, all along the coast. If you ever visit near me, we can do that, if you’d like.
laura // May 8, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Love to. Boy that email has everyone talking uh? I don’t mind what people say as long as it is not a personal attack. If I don’t like it I can walk away or change the subject. I think it was all in fun though, I hope you don’t feel dirty Dave.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I haven’t found anyone to be offensive. We were merely having fun with each other and there’s nothing wrong with that. I am a big dog and I can play with the big dogs. It’s the Open Forum, where anything goes. I live in Florida. Every participant lives somewhere else. Are we really going to be able to make babies from a thousand miles away? I’ll put a disclaimer at the top when I get around to it, but anyone who stumbles upon the page by accident isn’t going to be compelled to read it through. It’s stuff that matters to us. OK, racy? Yes, but not pornographic. I figured I’d post it and see what everyone thought of it. We’re all adults. We can rationalize.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm
It’s a date, then, Laura.
I don’t feel dirty at all. The Open Forum has evolved. So have we. We go through phases. No big deal. We tease. We flirt. We’re adults.
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Good grief! Now someone doesn’t want us to laugh and have fun. Really? I will agree that one commenter, comes across with language that I consider a little too rich for my tastes so I ignore her. The banter that goes back and forth here is all in fun. I don’t intend to become a prude and plan to have some fun until I am banned. Weezie, thanks for the good laughs!!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm
No one’s going to get banned, and certainly not for off-color remarks. Maybe, I should open a new page and call it “RATED R” but all that would do is guarantee that everyone would flock to it for all the juicy stuff. You have nothing to worry about, detwill39, you’re a class act.
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Dave~~thanks honey and here is a smooch! I will try and be professional in all your other blogs, although, it will be difficult to keep my hands off of you. LOL
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm
That’s just what I like to hear, detwill39. Ooooh!
laura // May 8, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Good afternoon Detwill!
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Hi laura~~busy day here but will be bbl….have a great day and keep smiling ..LOL
Kari // May 8, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Hey, everybody! I just realized who Dave’s ‘voice’ reminds me of! For all you Cat Who fans out there, he reminds me of James Qwilleran, the hero of Lillian Jackson Braun’s Cat Who series. Minus the mustache, of course.
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Good Afternoon everyone, I see alot has happened today, I liked the e-mail, IMO she didn’t feel dirty unless she enjoyed what she read. Can’t please them all Dave. Hope all has had a good day. Just wanted to pop in and read the juicy things….
Kari // May 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Oh. Just read the e-mail thing. Well, the banter does tend to get a little high on the estrogen content for me sometimes, but it’s all good-natured.
I will agree that there has been less intellectually stimulating conversation of late, but there’s just nothing going on with old Casey worth sinking your teeth into. I’d love to see some new, and serious, topics opened up for discussion. Difficult chanllenge for a blogger, to pick a toothsome topic that won’t polarize his readers and start major battles.
My personal reaction, when the estrogen gets too much for me, is just to say, “Let ‘em have their fun,” and come back later. Someone who couldn’t manage to take a similar attitude, in my opinion, must needs be rather jealous?
Beatrice // May 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
How many of you are wondering if “I”wrote that e-mail?
Weezie, I love your stories, hope I can print
I would play more but my husband is the best! Also, the good moderator seems a little taken up, down, and sideways over and over, so by the time I get around, he is as limp as can be and I certainly don’t play with women
them out. My husband loves to take stories to his men
parties and share.
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I agree Kari, Dave does write very good posts on different topics. This a place we can come and release alot of tension, after reading and hearing so much about children missing and children being murdered. I look at it has a safe place we can be silly, talk dirty, and have fun. Like you if it makes anyone feel uncomfortable all they have to do is leave. No one is making anyone read this. JMO
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Dave is out for the afternoon if I remember correctly, said he would be out Friday afternoon and do Mother’s day Sunday. Yep that’s right….I will bbl…
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Hi, Kari – Now you’re going to make me go and look up Cat Who series and James Quilleran because I have never heard of that name. But I will have to look later. There are things that need to be done.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
No, it wasn’t you, Beatrice, and I am not in a position to expose names. I like your take on me, though, up, down and sideways. Yes, I am all that.
laura // May 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Beatrice lmbo. I am trying to picture that!
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Up, down and sideways. What kind of position is that then?
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
You Have Mail……….
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Me?
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Dave, sorry I just have said that…
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Should…not Just..
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I am in the woods here
I am sure that is an expression, but I have no clue what it means.
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Dave you have mail……plain enough?
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Ina and SIH~~
If you ladies would stop needling each other, things would run smoother in here. By this constant back and forth, you are both showing disrespect for Dave. Think about it! We have a man who is dealing with his own health issues, yet he takes time out of his day, to make blogs and comments to us. Now you both are taking up his time by being a mediator in all your silliness. Start thinking of Dave for a change instead of who will come out the winner in this ongoing pettiness. Dave is too kind hearted to ignore any one of you. This ‘you’ve got mail’ is just another ploy that you both are using to fuel the fire.
If you want to get mad at anyone, direct your insults towards me. I can handle it as I have alot of experience in dealing with incidents such as what you both have been putting forth.
Grow up, stop and smell the roses!!
Ina // May 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Detwill, I have no idea why you think I am doing that. Sorry? I wasn’t needling. If it looked that way, too bad. I really have tried to be as normal as I can be and I am trying my best here. Believe me, I have some feelings about all this, but as David and I have already settled things long ago, I am not going into this anymore. And I have been thinking of Davids health, what do you think, I really don’t need a slap on the wrist. I have never insulted any one and I am not going to start.
SONINHEAVEN // May 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Detwill sorry you feel that way. I do take Dave’s health serious. This past week I have been picked a part, on other blogs, by what was written Monday. I hope you know how much I was hurt, and still getting over it. I can tell a difference on this blog. I will get thru this and continue on. Please don’t reprimand me on Dave’s blog. If it needs to be done, I am sure he will.
magog2 // May 8, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I have been scrolling through the post. I am so busy these days getting ready for the summer months, gardening etc.
SIH I am so glad you do not want to get married. You weren’t too sure if you wanted to or not. Last minute decison huh? Your boyfriend must be so devestated by this decision. But in the long run he won’t be in a unhappy marriage. He seems like a nice guy, they are hard to come by these days. Are you sure you want to give him up? All that shopping for a dress for yourself and your girls. Can you take the clothes back to the store for a refund? You know what SIH , I don’t beleive you and you aren’t going to get anymore of my sympathy. The other ladies can fall for your baloney but not me. Grow up…
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 6:16 pm
I think the point that detwill39 was trying to make – and she did – is that because of what transpired here, everyone is on their toes and expecting an eruption at any moment. That is probably keeping some people at bay. Every little thing will be scrutinized from now on, at least for a little while, and she is feeling the steam rising like everyone else. She is right. No one will win because a lot more people than just me will see it, and it sets the tone. Now, I expect readership to drop off because of Mother’s Day and one friend already told me she would be away for the weekend, so let us please start Monday with a new understanding of each other. Believe me, I am the last person who wants to see trouble and it hurts me so.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Please, please can we stop all this? I don’t want this blog to turn into a slugfest – not even a pie in the face fight.
magog2 // May 8, 2009 at 6:22 pm
PS Happy Mothers day to all you lovely ladies.
I sure do miss my MOM .
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I’ll bet you do. My younger brother’s wife just lost her mother this morning, but it was a blessing. She had been ill for a long time and not here, mentally. Fortunately, I will be celebrating Sunday with my mother, but it’s got to be a tough day for a lot of people.
Newbie // May 8, 2009 at 6:48 pm
magog2, me too and my mom has been gone many years….anytime I go to a buffet I chuckle inside. Mom only lived long enough to experience the “one time thru” salad bar. She was an artist at stacking her plate. Of all things to be an outstanding memory. lol
Beatrice // May 8, 2009 at 8:45 pm
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY LADIES, Sincerely
Dave, give yourself to YOUR mom this weekend and have
a lot of loving laughter. Good for the BP and Pulses.
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 8:53 pm
A VERY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL AND TO ANY DAD’S WHO TAKE ON THE ROLE OF BOTH MOM AND DAD.
My Mom lived to be 91yrs old. The last few years of her life, she insisted on KFC for Mother’s day. She said it was the only thing that didn’t make her gassy. Bless our Moms!
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 9:05 pm
I am. We are all going to take her to the Cheesecake Factory.
Newbie // May 8, 2009 at 9:10 pm
detwill…91 years is a wow !! KFC sounds good to me right now ……or Church’s chicken !!! My favorite part is the wings….not much chicken and a whole lot of flavored batter fried in grease. hmmm good.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Oh boy, I love fried chicken but it doesn’t love me.
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Newbie~~my mom was a feisty lady who came from England. Her mind was perfect right to the end. I will take chicken legs over the breast any day. Tonight I had honey garlic spare ribs, sweet and sour chicken balls, beef fried rice and egg roll. Now I feel like the New Year’s blimb so tomorrow it will be soup.
Farrah Fawcett is very very low…
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/accesshollywood/090507/entertainment/family__specialists_flying_in_for_farrah_fawcett_as_she_battles_cancer
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I read what Ryan O’Neal had to say about her yesterday. The chemo is through and there’s no more they can do. She’s on IV feeding now. Sad.
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 9:51 pm
If you are Canadian, the best chicken is SWISS CHALET, and don’t forget that name. It’s simply different and yummy.
My MOM… She was 46 when she died of breast cancer, having fought it from 39 years of age. What do you say about a woman who loved her children but didn’t have enough time to see them hit highschool, graduate, get married,have children. I actually hate Mother’s Day, cause even my Step Momdied 2 years ago and she was in my life for 30 years. t There are no Mom’s left, so I choose to do anything but celebrate that day. I’m sure some of you know what I mean.
However, on the bright side of things, my husband (Peter) has his birthday every seven years on Mother’s Day and this is it. Sooooooo maybe we might just go out and do something we have never tried.
HAPPY MOTHER”S DAY to all you folks.
Here’s another joke for the weekend.
A city boy named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a mule from an
> old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule to him the
> next day.
>
> But the next day, the farmer drove up in his old truck and told Kenny,
> “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the mule died.” Kenny replied,
> “Well then, just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do
> that. I went and spent it already.” Kenny said, “OK then, just bring me
> the mule.”
>
> The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with a dead mule?”
> Kenny, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
> The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
> Kenny said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s
> dead.”
>
> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “So, what
> happened with the dead mule?” Kenny said, “I raffled him off. I sold
> 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.00.” The farmer
> said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Kenny replied, “Just the guy who won,
> so I gave him his $2 back.
>
> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 10:02 pm
That’s a real good one, Weezie. I’ll remember it for sure.
lulu // May 8, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Very funny, Weezie. Where do you get all of these?
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I have followed Farah Fawcett’s fight against cancer, as her video in Germany was released and shown some time ago. I can understand all that Ryan O’Neill is going through. I just have to read People Magazine. It pretty much says it all, and I admire him for not going on t.v. to tell it all. This is his way of giving her last moments, that if she could do it she would, to the world. This is so that others understand and know that it IS A FIGHT for your life, and she was not afraid, went for it and did her best. Who wouldn’t be proud to know her or be part of her demise? I have always loved Ryan O’Neill’s acting, but now he is really become a human person without the celluloid. Good on him, but heavens. I hate has happened to Farah.
I’m in her trunk so I know that it isn’t easy.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I’ve always liked her, too. It’s a doggone shame. I just hope her final days are as comfortable as can be.
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Jokes just happen to be a very lively passtime up here in the north.
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Dave, what kind of food do you get at the Cheese Factory? I love cheese, so I would do anything to get there. Are you taking your Mom on your own or with some others? You are so lucky to have her able and willing to go. I have 2 girlriends who aren’t able to do this because their Mom’s aren’t with it anymore. Oh my lord, I’m not sure if I want my Mom back on this earth or to deal with that. I’m sure my Mom would rather be where she is, safe in the arms of heaven.
Marinade Dave // May 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm
That’s very nice, what you wrote about your mom, Weezie. I am going, my father is going, my sister and her husband and my brother and his wife. My younger brother lives outside of St. Louis. He’s a major in the AF and his wife lost her mother this morning. She was quite ill for some time.
Beatrice // May 8, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Weezie, you should come in book form!
My best thought and prayer for one of Charlie’s Angels.
and for all the losses all you good people have in your
memories.
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Dave; I think you are one year younger than I am. It is from my experience, quite unusual to have both parents alive and mobile at this point. I am so happy that you will have this day with your family. I’m sure your younger brother will be busy with all the organizing it takes to prepare for the final goodbye.
You obviously have a family that sticks together and makes plan to do things that mean something to everyone. Happy day on Sunday and just remember, this is a treat, a real live event that not too many people have. But live it, love it and you and your family have worked a long time to deserve these moments.
Gee, I guess I’m pretty nice tonight. Enjoy…..
lulu // May 8, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Did you ever see Farrah Fawcett in “The Burning Bed”? She is a very underrated actress.
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Weezie~~ There are certain ’special days’ that can bring back sad memories. My mom passed away on News Year’s Eve and I didn’t make it to New Brunswick in time to hold her hand at the end. I am glad that you and your hubby will go out and have a great time.
I love your jokes. I read some of them to my neighbor today. He loved the one about the diarreah and gonorrhea. Great lover or an old shi*…. now he will be off to tell his buddy who will tell his buddy…
I must print some off for him. He hates the internet.
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Tthanks for the spelling of her name. Farrah; she is absolutely a fabulous actress. She never decided to become a stereotype actress, at the hand of the best picture or limelight. I always admired her for living her life with 2 great men, bringing up children, having friends, but never taking the acting thing so seriously that her life was dependent on it.
I love her acting ability. She has been underated for a long time, but you know that will come out when CNN does their memorial of the actor demise.
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 10:51 pm
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was getting old and could barely do his job anymore. The farmer figured getting a new rooster would surely improve egg production. So he bought a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turned him loose in the barnyard.
Well, the old rooster saw the young one strutting around, and he got a little worried. “So, they’re trying to replace me,” thought the old rooster. “I’ve got to do something about this.”
He walked up to the new bird and said, “So you’re the new stud in town? I bet you really think you’re hot stuff, don’t you? Well, I’m not ready for the chopping block yet. I’ll bet I’m still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We’ll run around it three times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.”
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. “You’re on,” said the young rooster. “And since I know I’m so great, I’ll even give you a head start of half a lap. I’ll still win easy,” said the young rooster.
So the race began and all the hens started cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster still maintained his lead. After the second lap, the old guy’s lead had slipped substantially and he was just barely in front of the young rooster. Just as the young rooster was about to catch up with the old rooster, BANG! The young rooster dropped dead in his tracks.
Back on the porch of the house was the farmer with a shotgun. As he stood there slowly shaking his head, he muttered to himself… That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month.”
Weezie // May 8, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Detwill; I am ashamed to say that I have never felt the hand of all 3 parents, who gave so much to me, and were saddled with such angst of cancer, at their moment of leaving this earth. I almost feel guilty that I wasn’t there exactly when it happened. I don’t know why it seems so important, but at birth most of the times someone is there greeting the new born to the world. It seems that on exiting we should also be there if at all possible. I only know this:
I miss them all and hope that there really is another world where we will meet. I can not think of anywhere else I would rather be than with my family in heaven, my friends, and even some people that I might want to kick in the ass. But the flavour has to be a mix anyway, so why not have some enemies too.
I’m going to bed but I’m sure everyone had left already, so
NIGHTY NITE. Oh , Pizza guy just arrived so this is for sure I’m gone…………………..mmmmmm
detwill39 // May 8, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Nite Weezie….Open Forum takes forever to load so I am late getting back with a response.
Lulu~~I watched The Burning Bed years ago. It was a powerful movie.
Now I am off for the nite…pleasant dreams.
Newbie // May 9, 2009 at 10:30 am
Wow, it is quiet in here. Did I miss something?
Newbie // May 9, 2009 at 10:33 am
Two minutes to load…okay.
An early Happy Mother’s Day to all.
detwill39 // May 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Newbe~~Hi there. My gosh this page is loading so slow. Hope you are having a great day. It looks like everyone is busy.
laura // July 7, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Dave you have gone away! I will check back later and see if you came back……
Coreysmom // July 7, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Where’s Dave? Woo Hoo!
We love ya!