The owner of a pig farm in West Virginia was confused about paying his feed bill, so he decided to ask his young, good looking cousin for some mathematical help.
He called her on his newfangled cell phone and said, “Sue Ellen? Yer goin’ to the the University of West Virginny and I need some help. If I wuz to give ya $20,000 - minus 14 percent - how much would you take off?”
She thought for a moment and replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
Yee Haw!!!
6 responses so far ↓
Ina // April 20, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Marinade Dave // April 21, 2008 at 4:33 am
They must have been expensive earrings.
Ina // April 21, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Or grown in in the flesh
Marinade Dave // April 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm
If she was in the flesh, I’m sure I wouldn’t notice if she was wearing earrings.
Ina // April 22, 2008 at 12:38 am
Perhaps not…
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Marinade Dave // April 22, 2008 at 4:04 am
M’hoola b’hoola wa na. L’hoola la lai na!
Wow! I think those earrings would make my family jewels shrivel in shame.
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